I just know one thing: she's always wanted to study under Mirella Simoncini.
Answer: The Hague, Netherlands
At first I thought she was bowing respectfully, then I realized she just had bad posture. For a second there, I felt so flattered!
Answer: The Hague, Netherlands
She said something about jogging across the MacArthur Bridge?
Answer: Manila, Philippines
She's racing from Plaza Mexico to Santa Ana - if only to stay ahead of the fumes from the pollution.
Answer: Manila, Philippines
She kept looking around for "bugs." Didn't matter that I'd just had the exterminator in.
Answer: Paranoia
I told her to check out the old Eccentric Theatre Company, although I think they've changed the name.
Answer: Anchorage, United States of America
She told me she's in a motel out in Mat-Su. Her room looks out on a totem pole!
Answer: Anchorage, United States of America
At first I thought she was being rude, but then I realized she actually did have serious "nacho business."
Answer: Mexican
Look, go easy on the lady when you catch her. She had the posture of a Notre Dame bellringer.
Answer: Hunched
Your suspect had a Jack Kerouac poem in 242 "choruses" that was named it for this city.
Answer: Mexico City, Mexico
Did you know your target was a dyed-in-the-wool student radical? That was a while ago, but I think she still likes to prowl around the Leon Trotsky's old haunts.
Answer: Mexico City, Mexico
Here, check out the message in this fortune cookie. It says, "You are going to a city in Central America." I think it's for you?
Answer: Mexico City, Mexico
I heard she's lurking around the campus of the oldest university in Germany.
Answer: Heidelberg, Germany
We were talking about my favorite Broadway show, "The Student Prince." She told me she never gets past "The Drinking Song."
Answer: Heidelberg, Germany
He said he's walking around a hall in an old hunting lodge, looking for some knights?
Answer: The Hague, Netherlands
He's headed to some hall to hear the Queen speak?
Answer: The Hague, Netherlands
He had a mane like a lion, though it was more the color of a giraffe.
Answer: Blond(e)
Here, he dropped this postcard of a temple with, oh, it looks like 72 deities posed around the tower. Look at these colors!
Answer: Singapore, Singapore
He bragged that your odds weren't very good. Then he bet on you for the bigger payout.
Answer: Gambling
You might find him checking out the amazing malls along Orchard Road.
Answer: Singapore, Singapore
I heard him say he was going to visit an amazing building on South Bridge. I asked him where, and he said he'd rather walk through hot coals than tell me.
Answer: Singapore, Singapore
He mentioned he's going to SeaWorld, to look for the grave of the original Shamu.
Answer: San Diego, United States of America
His eyes had seen a lot. They reminded me of a music genre that tends toward the bitterly nostalgic.
Answer: Blue
He told me he was going to see the koubba that the king built for his mother. Such a good, good son.
Answer: Marrakesh, Morocco
He was going to look for the remains of a remarkable woman: the daughter of a slave who at night, was said to transform into a bird.... Was it a pigeon? Something like that.
Answer: Marrakesh, Morocco
Odds are he flew into RAK.
Answer: Marrakesh, Morocco
He mentioned he was going to Rua Pedro Lessa to look for the latest Funk Carioca mixtapes.
Answer: Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
He seemed taken aback when I didn't offer him free drinks just for being here.
Answer: Gambling
She's staying near Amr's old "City of the Tent."
Answer: Cairo, Egypt
Your suspect had her head in the clouds. Until she landed, anyway.
Answer: Jetpack
She told me she was going to visit the remains of the "Tree of Pearls?"
Answer: Cairo, Egypt
She was going to meet someone at the mausoleum of a Sultana, I know that much.
Answer: Cairo, Egypt
You know that fancy old car? The Something-Healey? Well, she had a plane ticket for Something.
Answer: Austin, United States of America
She said, "let's make this interesting," and then put money down on whether I knew what she meant by that.
Answer: Gambling
She had eyes the color of every actor and actress who ever acted in a black-and-white movie.
Answer: Smoky
Well, I can tell you the city he went to is 70 km from Toledo.
Answer: Madrid, Spain
She mentioned something about kayaking down the creek to Snake Island.
Answer: Lagos, Nigeria
She told me she's headed for 'Las Gidi.' I told her to stop trying to sound hip and call it by its real name.
Answer: Lagos, Nigeria
She's holed up in a megacity on the Gulf of Guinea.
Answer: Lagos, Nigeria
She was such a jerk. She said the museum she was going to was so much better than ours because it had a full-size blue whale AND a sperm whale fighting a squid.
Answer: New York, United States of America
Here's a clue for you - a note from her daily planner about a lunch date at Jules Verne's.
Answer: Paris, France
Your suspect was eager to get a look at a real live Hülleneinband, so I brought up the Koninklijke Bibliotheek.
Answer: The Hague, Netherlands
Here's what I heard her say: "I'm gonna catch the most gnarly A-Frame on the Atlantic, dude. Pack my elephant gun!"
Answer: Casablanca, Morocco
You might find her scaling the walls of Old Medina, unless she's more of a French Protectorate girl.
Answer: Casablanca, Morocco
Her eyes reminded me of Myotis lucifugus, in that they were little, creepy, and something else.
Answer: Brown
I don't know which city she went to, but I heard her say she may head south of it to El-Jadida. And I know V.I.L.E. has a safehouse in the Cité Portugaise.
Answer: Casablanca, Morocco
She was headed to a rave by the Mediterranean. I always thought you needed more than one Mediterranean for a rave.
Answer: Tel Aviv, Israel
She wanted to go somewhere known for its influential high-tech industry. I told her to stay away from drugs.
Answer: Tel Aviv, Israel
If her eyes were a last name, they could've been a three-time governor of California.
Answer: Brown
She kept saying she wanted a falafel, which is an Israeli fried chick-pea sandwich. I said if she eats enough of them she'll sure feel awful.
Answer: Tel Aviv, Israel
He definitely said he was going to the Formula One Grand Prix. Well, a Formula One Grand Prix.
Answer: Sao Paulo, Brazil
A friend of mine saw him trying to kayak the Tietê River. His paddle appeared to be melting.
Answer: Sao Paulo, Brazil
He said he wasn't used to being in a place with so few mirrors, so many clocks, and no cards to count. I told him I had a couple in my wallet, if that helped.
Answer: Gambling
I heard him on the phone saying something about a close scrape at Laranjinha.
Answer: Sao Paulo, Brazil
He asked if I needed any "stale fish." Before I could say no, he'd jumped off that table and done a twisty heel-side grab with his back hand. Then he just rolled out of here.
Answer: Skateboard
Your suspect said something about fleeing to "Zealand"? Did he mean New Zealand? Or maybe, I don't know, Old Zealand?
Answer: Copenhagen, Denmark
He's definitely headed to Scandinavia. He even packed his favorite pair of reindeer fur boots.
Answer: Copenhagen, Denmark
Rumor has it your suspect is camping out at a public park called the Kongens Have.
Answer: Copenhagen, Denmark
He's probably coming in by hydrofoil, heading east from Bratislava.
Answer: Budapest, Hungary
He's sacking out in a safehouse up in the Buda Hills.
Answer: Budapest, Hungary
Hard to believe he resorted to stealing. With wheels like those, you already look like a million bucks.
Answer: Limousine
I told him he looked happier than a pig in slop. He replied that he'd talked to many a pig that said slop was overrated.
Answer: Talks To Animals
He wanted to catch a show at Jean-Marie Charpentier's Crystal Palace. I've never heard of royalty by that name, myself.
Answer: Shanghai, China
He wanted to explore the city's underground tunnels that still exist under the art museum.
Answer: Shanghai, China
He said something about staying near the site of the 2010 World Expo.
Answer: Shanghai, China
He could be hiding underground on the River Fleet.
Answer: London, England
I only know that he was headed to some old thing designed by Sir Christopher Wren.
Answer: London, England
He clearly had a monkey on his back. It was easier to hear it whisper that way.
Answer: Talks to Animals
He told me he'd be passing secret messages along the Whispering Gallery.
Answer: London, England
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I can tell you that she's headed to the oldest European town in the country.
Here, she dropped this photo - now, I'm no penguinologist, but I could swear this is a Jackass Penguin! But I'd have to hear it to be sure.
I don't know the name of the town where she's staying, but she said it belongs to Simon?
She went to one of the country's three capitals.
All the above clues = Cape Town, Africa
She had eyes the color of every actor and actress who ever acted in a black-and-white movie.
Answer: eyes - SMOKY
I know she submitted her short films to the HIFF, and she wanted to have an up-close and personal conversation with the judges about why they all got rejected.
She mentioned something about "seeing Shangri La"?
I know there's a fantastic collection of Islamic art that she wants to get her hands on.
All above clues = Honolulu, Hawaii
She waxed poetic on the virtues of the fireless locomotive. I waxed the hood of my regular car and told her to go away.
- Steam Robotics
I told her a great temple she could visit, but I warned her to keep an eye out for the deer poop. whats the answer to this one?
Sorry I'm not sue, I haven't gotten to this one yet
I told her a great temple she could visit, but I warned her to keep an eye out for the deer poop. whats the answer to this one?
Nara, Japan
"She wanted me to help her stakeout the Azrieli Center. But with the nice food court in there, I said, why not steak-in?"
ANSWER: Tel Aviv, Israel
It was hard to hear what he was saying, what with his giant bag of copper pipes and steel gearshafts all clankin' around.
- Steam Robotics
He showed up with Oaxaca cheese on his chin. I pointed it out to him, and he stormed out, muttering about Tlayuda.
- Mexican Cuisine
She must have just had a long night. It looked like she'd had to crawl inside an animal for warmth and never got out.
-Fur Coat
He did drop a ticket for a performance at the Ensemble Hall Murata, in the city's new concert hall.
-Kyoto, Japan
"I'd start by looking for him at the Diamond Superbowl."
-Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
"Your target exchanged money for Danish kroner."
-Copenhagen, Denmark
"I know where she's at. She's at where it's at. The White Town. The Forty Forties. The New Rome. Now you know what's what - so scram, man!"
"She was very curious about the iconostasis at the Cathedral of the Annunciation." for example, she asked me, "What's an iconostasis?"
-Moscow, Russia
"He wanted to take a rubbing of Karl Marx's tombstone."
-London, England
While he's in the neighborhood, he's sure to catch el tersana play
= Giza, Egypt
He's out on the Plateau, in a great necropolis, admiring one of the wonders of the world. Hey, when you get there, text me a picture, would you?
= Giza, Egypt
He was complaining because he couldn't afford a Golden Ticket on the Red Line.
He was last seen at a party store in Festival City.
It sounded like he was going to ride an automated Metro. He was nervous about there not being a driver.
All = Dubai, United Arab Emerites
She's headed for a city whose motto is, "Gold in Peace, Iron in War."
Answer= San Francisco, California, USA
He said he was going there on business, but he confided that he was trying to land a role in a Baz Luhrmann flick.
ANSWER: Sydney, Australia
He's trying to blend in with the students in Hyde Park. Well, the grad students. ANSWER: Chicago, Illinois
He wanted to swing by the site of the first nuclear chain reaction, but he forgot his library card. ANSWER: Chicago, Illinois
said something about heading to the Pearl of the Far East?
Answer: Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
I told her a great temple she could visit, but I warned her to keep an eye out for the deer poop.
She told me she was a bit of an afficianado of Vairocana buddhas, so I knew exactly where to send her.
I told her if she's there for the yamayaki, she should watch them them set the mountain on fire.
Answer: Nara, Japan
I know he was planning to bring a lion costume and sneak into a parade down Orchard Road. Answer: Singapore
Before he left, I warned him that they take even the misdemeanours very, very seriously. Just ask Michael Fay.
Answer: Singapore
I heard he's been hogging the confessional at Metropolitan Sé Cathedral.
Answer: Sao Paulo, Brazil
He said something about visiting a metropolis on the Serra do Mar.
Answer: Sao Paulo, Brazil
Your suspect is off blending in with the capitalinos, while you're wasting time talking to me? Start hoofing it!
Answer: Mexico City, Mexico
I heard your friend say they were going to be sure to see the conchero dancers. I agree, you can't miss the headdresses.
Answer: Mexico City, Mexico
All I know is that he's in someplace called the Flourishing Law Temple, no doubt trying to stop it from flourishing.
Answer: Nara, Japan
I heard he's hiding in the East Pagoda of a temple. Or, maybe it's the West?
Answer: Nara, Japan
I heard him talk about going to both Osaka and Iga. You're probably looking for a city that's between the two.
Answer: Nara, Japan
He was nervous about going to this city. He said he didn't sleep for a week after he saw "A Tale of Two Sisters".
Answer: Seoul, South Korea
He told me he was staying at Trinity. I warned him not to go under the Campanile when the bells ring, or he's in for bad luck.
Answer: Dublin, Ireland
If you're there around Christmas, try to sneak into Misses Morkan's annual dance on Usher's Island. Never once has it fallen flat.
Answer: Dublin, Ireland
Can I give you a clue? As Mrs. Bloom would say, "Yes I said yes I will Yes."
Answer: Dublin, Ireland
He's a rugby fan, right? He might try to catch a Stormers game while he's in town.
Answer: Capetown, South Africa
I could swear he said he was staying on Snake Island. I hope he's not allergic to lethally toxic golden lanceheads.
He definitely said he was going to the Formula One Grand Prix. Well, a Formula One Grand Prix.
Sao Paulo, Brazil
You might find him checking out the amazing malls along Orchard Road.
Singapore
How about this one?
There were some holes in his corduroys. Unless those were his legs, and the holes were dried half-and-half.
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There were some holes in his corduroys. Unless those were his legs, and the holes were dried half-and half.
Answer: Poor hygenie
She didn't strike me as a stool pigeon, but I did see her pull up a stool next to a pigeon and chew the fat.
Answer: Talks to animals
She has her eye on the golden pistol of Pockmarked Huang
Answer: Shangai, China
First thing I noticed was, he's built like a reed. I play the clarinet, you see. That's why I noticed
Answer: Slim
All I know is, he wanted to visit a statue of a great dane, and leave it some nice bronze dog biscuits.
Cape Town
It was hard to eavesdrop on her as she whispered into her phone, but I know she said something about meeting at a curio shop on Temple Street.
Answer: Singapore, Singapore
I know when she gets there, she's going to meet someone in Chinatown. Does that narrow it down?
Answer: Singapore, Singapore
I heard her say she was going to where western drama was born. She was pretty dramatic about it, too.
Answer: Athens, Greece
The henchwoman's holed up in the cradle of Western Civilization, which is ironic, since she's never read anything longer than a placemat.
Answer: Athens, Greece
He let it slip that he was craving good mu shu. I should never have let it slip that I secretly sell exactly that.
Answer: Chinese
He was the only person I've ever met who claimed his bracelet was athletic gear.
Answer: Tennis
He had strong opinions about whether it was okay just to order a primi piatti, or if you had to get the secondi as well. I cut him off before he could weigh in on dessert.
Answer: Italian
You'd think it would be hard to pull off heists when you're that dedicated to carpooling.
answer:skateboard?
She must have fallen into a well of money there. I heard she spent 90,000 tenge on one night at Escape!
Answer: Astana, Kazakhstan
She's on the south side of the river, looking for a monument to the victims of Soviet repression.
Answer: Astana, Kazakhstan
The answer to the above statement " You'd think it would be hard to pull off heists when you're that dedicated to carpooling" is: Limousine.
A little bird told me she was heading to Inglewood for the yellow-rumped warbler migration.
Answer: Calgary, Canada
she told me she was going downtown with Gary Burns!
Answer: Calgary, Canada
Seems like your friend's trying to get lost in a crowd! He says he's heading for the most densely populated city in the most densely populated country in Africa.
Answer: Kigali, Rwanda (in Africa)
Here, I found this copy of "Shake Hands with the Devil" in his room after he left. It's not exactly light reading, so it may be a hint.
Answer: Kigali, Rwanda
You'd think it would be hard to pull off heists when you're that dedicated to carpooling.
Answer: Zero carbon footprint
That's why one person got skateboard, and one person got limousine. I got ice cream truck.
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